With The Game coming up this weekend, Yale students have been walking down Broadway spewing even more H*rvard hate than usual. I’m here to add to this resentment with an organized list of my own reasons for despising our rivals from Cambridge. Feel free to cite any of these arguments in debates with … Harvardians??? Doesn’t have the same ring to it as “Yalies.”
There you have it! If anyone would like to join me in petitioning U.S. News to change their official college rankings, please do. I’m sure this list will convince them.